tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28740792203655827002011-04-21T15:53:17.503-07:00silverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14650339294748544036noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2874079220365582700.post-2166661823149086732009-03-04T01:04:00.000-08:002009-03-06T00:32:58.167-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Csphere%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" rel="Edit-Time-Data" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Csphere%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso"><!--[if !mso]> <style> v\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} o\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} w\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} .shape {behavior:url(#default#VML);} </style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> </div><p face="courier new" style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102); text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"><font size="2">Tiga orang Jeneral dunia sedang bertanding keberanian tentaranya dan untuk membuktikannya masing masing jeneral memerintahkan salah satu Askarnya untuk mengikuti arahannya :<br /><br />1. Jepun<br />Jeneral : Askar maju sini<br />Askar : Siap Jeneral<br />Jeneral : Tangkap peluru yang saya tembakan ke tubuh kamu<br />Askar : Siap Jeneral<br />Peluru langsung ditembakan dan kerana jaraknya terlalu dekat maka si Askar tidak dapat menangkapnya dan langsung mati.<br />Si jeneral dengan bangga mengatakan “lihat Askar saya sangat berani dan siap mati”<br /><br />2. Jerman<br />Jendral : Askar maju sini<br />Askar : Siap jeneral<br />Jeneral : Tangkap peluru dari RPG yang saya tembak<br />Askar : Siap Jeneral<br />Peluru meluncur cepat dan Askar yang menangkap hancur berantakan<br />Si Jeneral sangat bangga dan bilang ” Askar saya lebih berani bahkan untuk menangkap bom RPG”<br /><br />3. Indonesia<br />Jeneral : Askar maju sini<br />Askar : Siap Jeneral<br />Jeneral : Sebrangi ladang periuk api dengan berlari cepat<br />Askar : Tidak mau jendral !<br />Jendral : Sebrangi cepat !!<br />Askar : Tidak mau jeneral !<br />sampai tiga kali sang jeneral memerintahkan Askarnya, namun tetap di tolak.<br />Si Jeneral berkata “Lihat Askar saya yang paling berani…. perintah jendral langsung bisa dia tolak…”<br /><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/sphere/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image001.gif" shapes="_x0000_i1025" width="120" height="22"></font> <!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" spt="75" preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"> <v:formulas> <v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"> <v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"> <v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"> <v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"> <v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"> <v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"> <v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"> <v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"> </v:formulas> <v:path extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" connecttype="rect"> <o:lock ext="edit" aspectratio="t"> </v:shapetype><v:shape id="_x0000_i1025" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="" style="'width:90pt;"> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\sphere\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.gif" href="http://kahkahkah.mnazman.com/uploads/smil476f052f221c6.gif"> </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--><!--[endif]--></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2874079220365582700-216666182314908673?l=silver-silverking.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>silverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14650339294748544036noreply@blogger.com0